how to freak out your mom.

the more i complain about how much this FREAKS ME OUT,
the more she does it. (i get it, stop freaking out. i can't.)
she does it at the dinner table.
whenever i ask her a question.
when i'm trying to take her five year old picture.
when she sees random people on the street.
when her pediatrician is trying to talk to me.
she does it because she thinks it's an amazingly funny trick.
and she loves to make people laugh.
and she knows it usually will. except me. i freak out.
and tell her i hope that they won't stay that way forever.
she is amazingly funny most of the time, i'll give her that.